Sunday, October 16, 2011

Another Ugly Trip To Tennessee

Just happy to squeak by with the win. That's two weeks in a row we got out of Dodge with a bruise or two but the ugly W.

My theory is still intact. I said it before on this blog. The Dogs will win out this year. Seems even more bold and half cocked given our performance of late.

The theory is based on a couple of things....

Mostly blind allegiance to a team that is half as good as I wish they were...another is the feeling that we're out of bad luck..finally. It's the feeling that we have an incredible set of components that have still not clicked as the one solid unit. Still having miscues, penalties and missed assignments. The difference this year? We are actually winning a couple of the close and ugly games. I think every team needs to win a couple clunkers and get a little lucky during the course of a good season. I just have this nagging feeling that we will get our act together and really hit that next gear.

A week off. Crowell will heal. Malcolm Mitchell will heal. We can prepare for the Gators without "overlooking" some other opponent. We can review last year's game play by play and realize that Aaron Murray lost that game for us by being a freshman. And it's okay. No worries.

This is the year we turn around the Gator curse.

We have a ton of room for improvement. Now is the time to move from "needs improvement" to "don't look now but the Dogs are good".

Mississippi sweep. Tennessee sweep. So far so good.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Tennessee

What is it about the Tennessee game that chaps my hide every year? I can't put my finger on it. I mean, I know the orange is the easy "go to" answer. They look like crappy popsicles in those get ups. Is it the redneck fanbase? Maybe...but then again the Dogs have their fair share too. Could it be that they play that damn song every time they score?...or gain a yard?...or snap the ball? Probably.

In truth our rivalry, while old, has not been as bitter as it should be. I just naturally hate orange and Tennessee is the worst offender. I just don't like them. Period. And I think that it's healthy to despise a team for no other reason than that you just sorta...do. Just sort of can't stand the bastards. There you go.

Not really scientific but honest.

By the way...look at this gem from Da'Rick Rogers. Here is his wisdom on leaving UGA after committing 7 months earlier. Out of nowhere. Flip Flop.

Tell us all about it, Da'Rick:


Q: Did Georgia have any hints or signs that you were going to flip on them? Did you surprise the coaches when you switched to Tennessee?
A. “I don’t know. I don’t know about the coaches. They can feel however they might have felt. It was all for me. You know, I had to go where I could be happy and I’m in a great place now. I’m happy here.”
Like my opinion...his quote is not really scientific but honest.

But read closely.

"It was all for me."....and the eloquent, "They can feel however they might have felt."  The tense doesn't agree but I think you get the hint.

Da'Rick is actually perfect for the Vols. Stay there. Then leave early because some dumb agent oversells your ability to a third tier NFL team.

Go Dogs!


Friday, September 23, 2011

Just Catching Up

Oh...well hello there average Bulldog fan. I have to say that I totally agree with you. This blog sucks really bad. Nobody should ever check here for any stats, facts, or reliable information.

In fact, I haven't updated it since I walked out of the Dome wondering who those guys in the clown suits were.

We totally blew the South Carolina Game and we completely dominated the high school opponent we faced last week.

And now for the bold prediction.

Huh?

That's right...it's time for the bold prediction.

The Georgia Bulldogs will not lose another game this season.

What?

I'll say it again...The Georgia Bulldogs will not lose another game this season.

I say this mostly because our luck cannot get any freakin worse. At least 3 solid years of absolute shit luck. Horrible. Unthinkable. Just when we think we are doing great. The hag, skank, bad luck slut rears her nasty head.

No more.

Dogs execute. Dogs win. All. Year. Long.

We will destroy all takers and be considered top 5 next year.

Go Dogs.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Past, Present, Future All In One

Because nobody reads my blog, nobody will notice that I didn't really follow up about the dreaded Boise State game.

I'll say this. We had no game plan. We executed the "no game plan" game plan to perfection. An utterly winnable game but we instead showed up in Maybelline red clown suits and played like unfocused all stars.

In fact, that's what we are.

As a result our past, present, and future collide on Saturday. What the hell does that mean? Well...it means the past season was a living nightmare, the present situation is ugly, and the future of the program will hinge on this one game. Win and we call off the suicide watch for most fans and we put things back on track. Lose and it's "I told you so" for the Richt detractors. Lose and the faith in the Mark Richt Era is shattered.

Sunday, August 28, 2011

If You Need A Reason - Part 2

It's gettin' ugly in the chat rooms on ESPN. Check out this gem from a turd swallowing gonad calling himself, get this, the Boise Gentleman.

HERE IS HIS RUNDOWN:







BoiseGentleman




This game is a serious clash of blue collar VS entitlement issues.


Not 1 Georgia fan feels they have to "earn back" what they lost. They earned it once, and that's it. Teams don't have to keep up that level of effort.


The name alone should earn them a win... what a crappy fan base. AND! The players suffer from this syndrome! That is where the fans learned it from.


I am sorry Georgia fans, I really am for you. Because you guys were so dominant! You've earned a TON of respect and swagger from many years of great football seasons. All of that has led you to the notion that this will be a cakewalk. When in reality, none of those years were earned from any of these players on your roster today. All the trash talking... all the cockiness, will all make it that much harder when you are dealt a loss.


Have a little humility yourself. Last year should have been the ideal wake up call on behalf of all your program represents. But, as we can clearly see, the UGA faithful have learned nothing from it. As if last year never happened! Somehow, it is 1980 every year for most of you folks! This is the basis for my sorrows to you all. That negligence of failure is a coping mechanism to distorting the false reality of power.


Even worse, there seems to be no target of acceptance that things have changed anywhere near the foreseeable future. All hope on that obvious mental fiasco is long gone. I mean, it isn't like only a few of you have this faulty belief... It's nearly all of you! Almost like a suicide religious cult... and all of you, are holding cups. Right before kickoff, you will have the free will to take a step back and get a better, more clear understanding of the true state of things with your football program. The time for entitlement and feeling like you no longer have to work for it is over!


Every last one of you make your program look out of touch and classless. Imagine a brand new (independent) fan comes into these boards, and is deciding what team to root for. How you act, and what you say goes a long way in whether or not Georgia makes a new fan. If I had no dog in the fight, I sure as heck would not become a Georgia fan based on what you all type. You sound like a bunch of obnoxious fools, always putting people down. Disrespectful and in denial of last year.


As I said before, I am truly sorrowful of any Georgia fan who still feels like they are better than someone else. Some much needed respect is due from your corner.


#call.it.as.i.see.it



Saturday, August 27, 2011

If You Need A Reason

I'm waking up from a long slumber. I haven't really turned my attention to the Dogs yet. This past week I've been on ESPN chatting about the upcoming game. It doesn't take much to realize that Bronco fans have already checked off a "W". For most, it seems the only choice left for the season is which BCS bowl they'll be winning. They're unbelievably cocky. Yes, they have been a good club for a few years but sheesh...it's getting to be a bit much.

In case you think I'm overstating it...please watch the presentation below. Yes...they are serious.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Snore Fest

My goodness....this post is an act of desperation. It's like putting a mirror under a guy's nose to make sure that he's still breathing.

Hockey is done. NBA is done. MLB is in the boring stretch. The NFL is not going to happen this year.

Yikes.

This is the blogpost from the Antarctic outpost of sports boredom. It's the blip that lets you know someone is still out there...but they aren't doing anything but existing.

I've been arguing with Pac 10 fans on ESPN chats about bowl games, for God's sake! I'm bored.

Let's get it on. Bring on the Broncos.

I think I may start talking trash on message boards just to rile them up.

"blink twice if you are alive and you can hear me!"...

blink. blink.

...it's all i can muster...

must...maintain...

summer...sucks...