Friday, September 23, 2011

Just Catching Up

Oh...well hello there average Bulldog fan. I have to say that I totally agree with you. This blog sucks really bad. Nobody should ever check here for any stats, facts, or reliable information.

In fact, I haven't updated it since I walked out of the Dome wondering who those guys in the clown suits were.

We totally blew the South Carolina Game and we completely dominated the high school opponent we faced last week.

And now for the bold prediction.

Huh?

That's right...it's time for the bold prediction.

The Georgia Bulldogs will not lose another game this season.

What?

I'll say it again...The Georgia Bulldogs will not lose another game this season.

I say this mostly because our luck cannot get any freakin worse. At least 3 solid years of absolute shit luck. Horrible. Unthinkable. Just when we think we are doing great. The hag, skank, bad luck slut rears her nasty head.

No more.

Dogs execute. Dogs win. All. Year. Long.

We will destroy all takers and be considered top 5 next year.

Go Dogs.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Past, Present, Future All In One

Because nobody reads my blog, nobody will notice that I didn't really follow up about the dreaded Boise State game.

I'll say this. We had no game plan. We executed the "no game plan" game plan to perfection. An utterly winnable game but we instead showed up in Maybelline red clown suits and played like unfocused all stars.

In fact, that's what we are.

As a result our past, present, and future collide on Saturday. What the hell does that mean? Well...it means the past season was a living nightmare, the present situation is ugly, and the future of the program will hinge on this one game. Win and we call off the suicide watch for most fans and we put things back on track. Lose and it's "I told you so" for the Richt detractors. Lose and the faith in the Mark Richt Era is shattered.