Saturday, October 9, 2010

Rocky Bottom

It's usually bad form to celebrate the misfortunes of others. In this case...I'd even say it's bad form to celebrate the misfortune of a team that wears orange. There is not one team in the ranks of college football that wears orange that I would pity.

I will say this instead. I am really thrilled at the incredibly fortunate turn of events that allowed the Bulldogs to put together a complete and utter ass whooping on an SEC opponent today.

I hope the Tennessee faithful care about their team enough to be as miserable as they should be. That damned "Rocky Top" is the bane of my existence. I hate it on a level I cannot describe. Watching them play that song with such glee while we are down justifies my smug, contemptuous satisfaction today that the Volunteers laid an utter and complete turd sucking performance in the middle of the field and wallowed in it. Meanwhile...the Dogs righted the ship. We're still in the storm but we've aimed our bow at blue skies.

Suck it Volunteer fans...Just suck it. I am so happy that it's your turn to cry.

I have broken my rule. I am man enough to admit it. I am happy that you are shaking your head in disgust.

Oh...and by the way. Bama goes down today. Sorry Tide. You can suck it too.

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