Saturday, November 13, 2010

Auburn. Game Day

No live blog today. Gonna be knee deep in hot wings and cold beer at the house.

One thing is for certain. Verne Lundquist is going to be really annoying. I mean legendary.

I used to love listening to him call college football. Now he is insufferable. Stick to golf, Verne.

Ten bucks says he'll refer to Cam Newton today as, "Cameron Newton"...and he's got a prepared "off the cuff" call for when Newton scores his first TD. Ugh. I miss Keith Jackson.

Slow motion replay of Cam Newton scoring a TD....CBS music kicks in...silence...Old Fat Verne, "Cameron (pause for effect) Newton. Wow." Cue the Geico commercial.

Old Verne packed a special leather cleaning kit in his bag this week...ready to buff up Newton's satchel. Somebody kill me.

Oh...by the way. Dogs win this game. Did I mention that?

It's 3:15pm. Time for the Verne show. He might actually pull the Jim Baker and cry. Stay tuned.

Ha!!

The game hasn't even started and Verne just did the serious, "Cameron...Newton"...

What a putz. Go Dogs.

For the record...he just did it again.

real thoughts about the actual game on the next post

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