Almost time for kickoff. I love Verne Lundquist but I'm still mad at him for last year's Ga/Fla game. He seemed all too pleased with a couple dirty Florida plays...but that's just sour grapes on my end. Anyhow...Lundquist wasn't ready when they went to him for opening comments today. He looked like a drunk jackass. I guess I can call it even. Now I sorta feel bad for him. I'm overly sensitive to how announcers call games. I just hate it when it feels like the play-by-play guys are falling over themselves to praise the other team. I will try to open my mind for this one. Here goes...
Offense: Wish we would've been able to start on D. Sluggish first series. Three and out.
34 yard pass for LSU. Our D line gets no pressure and our secondary leaves enough room to complete a pass to an elephant. Why do we sit on our heels and wait?
Big interception for Boykin!! Great job kid...now take a knee in the end zone instead of running out and getting tackled at the one freakin inch line.
Coming into the game at -9 on turnovers...that interception was big for us. LSU was +7. Go Dogs.
Oh boy...last week I said Cox was accurate. He has missed a big 3rd down and now he just missed an 90 yard gimmee to a wide open AJ Green. Come on, Joe. Wake up.
This is our 3rd drive. 6 plays. 2 three and outs. Terrible field position. Great field position for LSU. I'd love to try to make LSU actually work for it. Good job by the D. We're lucky to be down only 3-0.
Well....6 and out this time and we put them at their own 20. Feels like we're now starting the game and we've spotted them 3 points.
LSU 3, Dogs 0
SECOND QUARTER
LSU will have to actually earn something on a drive now. This would be a good time for a 3 and out.
No such luck. We can't seem to stop them. Another big pass play. Why isn't Rennie Curran on the field? Oh..and another big pass play. We look lost.
Hey there! Good morning to Reshad Jones! He kept his assignment and made a good tackle. Let's all say thanks and hope the rest of the D wakes up too.
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Back to the game. We finally have decent field position. Let's see if we can sustain a drive. No.
3 and out. LSU has run TWICE the number of plays.
I wish I could report otherwise. We look like straight up garbage. ANOTHER huge pass play for LSU. Wide open. No pressure. No coverage. Easy as pie. We have had our D on the field ALL day. So bad.
Ok then. Just gave up another 10 yard 3rd down conversion. 6 minutes left in the half and we have run 15 freakin plays on offense with one first down. I'm going to go stew in a corner and not post again until I can say something nice.
Nice hit on defense. We will not get this ball. It's not a fumble. Great hit. No turnover.
HA!!! HA!!! LSU just failed on 4th and Inches at our 10. SUCK IT LES!!
I love when the pundits call him the "Riverboat Gambler"...I notice they aren't slinging that term around at the moment.
We punted for the 5th time. LSU gets the ball for the last three minutes...then...guess what?...they get it to start the 3rd. This is a big series for the D. We need to get it back and score before the half. I am as frustrated as a Dog fan can be right now. GO DOGS! WAKE UP!
We are so lucky to be down only 6-0. This is the worst I've seen us play in years. Hope Richt has something up his sleeve during halftime.
We had the ball for under ten minutes. We went 3 and 0ut 4 times and got 1 first down.
HALFTIME.
LSU 6 UGA 0
Three sacks and LSU punts from the back of their end zone. Nice. Well done boys. That's the pressure we've been looking for.
Ben Jones just did us a favor with the flinch. The play was terrible. Thankfully, we got another shot. Missed White in the end zone. The ref missed a holding call on LSU in the end zone...and Blair Walsh missed the field goal. I am going to start pounding beers.
Ok...I'm talking to myself out loud at this point. I just said..."If nothing miserable happens here..we win." LSU punted. The Dogs caught it and we're taking over. Dogs are gonna win here. All we need is one drive. We are a ranked team. Freakin' Duke could have scored against LSU by now.
Hmmm...a new #24 running for the Dogs. 7 yards and bouncing up...looks familiar. Washaun Ealey is finally getting some PT. Two runs, first down.
Dogs get another first down. Go Dogs. Keep plugging away.
I'm just gonna say it. What is wrong with Cox? He looks pretty bad today. Terrible accuracy. I thought at one point he was a touch guy with precision. Not looking like it today.
Ok. What a big stinky crock of dog poo!!! They call Charles for a 15 yard penalty after catching a ball. Now we're called for 5 more. 20 DAMN YARDS!!!! Stop it. Terrible call. The kid was happy. Ok. We're overcoming adversity from the refs and from ourselves. First down Dogs at the 15.
Keep giving the damn ball to 24! Run. The. Damn. Ball. Thank you.
Correction. Great call, Bobo. Perfection. Nice little screen for a huge 1st down.
FOURTH QUARTER
LSU 6 UGA 0
Biggest play of the game. 3rd and Goal. Looked like a TD to me. Ugh. Here we go.
TOUCHDOWN!!!!!
SUCK IT LES!!!!
LSU 6 UGA 7
Nice defensive stand by the Dogs. We're starting at our own 3. This could be a defining drive for the season. We have a chance to burn tons of clock and put up points. Man that would be something. Go Dogs.
Alright...so that was ugly. Good punt is all I can say. Dogs D on the field again expected to create a miracle. Good luck boys.
Wow. Great job. I like the pressure. Saw Kade limping off the field. Tape 'em up doc. We need him back out there asap.
I sorta like that we've tried to get the run back. Ealey looks good. Bonehead penalty kills us again. 3rd and long yet again.
I like that we didn't force it on 3rd and long but sheesh...Cox is a senior. Try for first down.
Yet another great punt by Butler. Dare I say he's the MVP today?
Starting to worry about the D. LSU had 3 and 10. Got it. 2nd and 10. Got it. Next play 15 yards. This could end badly.
Another easy 12 yard pass for LSU. What are we doing? Certain sack turns into a 26 yard QB run. I am now officially nervous. We need a HUGE stand inside our own 15.
Ok...this is sour grapes. There were TWO facemasks on that play and they only called the one in favor of LSU giving them first and freakin goal. UGH! Why is this funny to the announcers?
That's a huge bone job on us. It would've been 3rd and 6. Now we're up against it and have to use our timeouts. It's a major shift in the game. These are the small plays that nobody seems to care about that would drive me up the freakin wall as a coach.
Yeah. I'm gonna be sick. Big stop on the two point conversion but boy oh boy.
LSU 12 UGA 7
So here goes. Adversity is sitting on your couch. Fat, sweaty, nasty, ugly, stinky adversity. Here he is. How are you going to react? How does Joe Cox handle this? If we have Brady, we're laughing. This is his game. If we have Matt Ryan, we feel great about our chances.
Joe Cox...you are on the freakin clock. 2:47 left. A touchdown wins. Radio silence until the end of the game. Nothing I say matters to begin with. It sure won't matter now.
Joe Cox passed the test. Officials stole the game. I am going to post a separate rant for this one.
FINAL
LSU 19 UGA 13