Thursday, October 8, 2009

Thursday Night Before Tenn

Ok...I know it's natural to hate all teams that wear orange of any kind...but I have to say...for some reason Tennessee really rubs me the wrong way. Nobody sucks quite like Florida but Tennessee sure does give them a run for the money.

Something really crappy and hard to quantify reigns in Knoxville. Something stupid, orange, formidable, reprehensible, detestable, and downright hillbilly-ish.

In a sick way, I hope that Lane Kiffin hangs around for awhile. Why? Because he's young, because he's fearless, because he is dumb and brash, because he's a Vol, and most of all...because he has a really punchable face. Jesus...who wouldn't want to slug that jackass right in his smug face? I love it. I haven't wanted to belt someone in orange this bad since Ron Zook. He just happened to turn out not to be worthy of the orange that I hate. Illinois? Ugh. I almost wish him luck now. I'd punch his stupid face and then hope he beats douchbag Tressel. Just sayin' is all.

But back to real football. SEC football. The Dogs have a chance to do something here. That "something" is win the SEC. How great would that be? We win out our SEC games and we win the East. Then we'd face some assbag, overhyped west team. After that, we're the best 2 loss team in the nation.

I realize that I'm about as unreasonable and fickle as a fan can get..but that's why I blog instead of writing for a respectable, professional organization.

SUCK IT, KIFFIN!!!

Go Dogs!





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